"We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye."
For our third annual Christmas Eve theme dinner, we're channeling the Griswolds to serve a holiday meal that's fit for the newest member of the Jelly of the Month club.
Three courses, including turkey (ours will not be as dry as Clark's, we promise), plenty of egg nog and, of course, a jello mold.
Christmas Eve Seatings at 1pm and 5pm
$75 adults, $35 kids ++
Alcohol available for purchase onsite.
Note: The 5pm seating is SOLD OUT.